It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
