He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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