ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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