craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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