Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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