My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
