You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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