...so i touched it.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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