My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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