he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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