there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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