Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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