it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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