ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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