You were right. It hurts to walk today.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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