You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize