Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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