Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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