I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
do nipples grow back?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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