I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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