What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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