dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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