I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The air was thick with penises
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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