She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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