i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
