It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Bring me that man meat
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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