She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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