I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
