on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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