that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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