ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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