Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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