they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
So. Much. Porn.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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