do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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