that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
this will be a night to untag.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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