I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
they need to just BURY HIM!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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