The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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