Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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