ugly people sure do ruin things
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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