My sheets look like a crime scene.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
