I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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