I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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