You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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