This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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