all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
