i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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