We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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