Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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