i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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