He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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