I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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