well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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