I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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