Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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