# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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