But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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