remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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