Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
