i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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