Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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